Cabernett Report

Kids of boomers right before they find their parents' wine
Boomers Are Dying And Wine Is Booming Again
Aug 10, 2025
Caymus is really good now that Dad and Mom are dead. 
dumb perignon, tough tariff trade talk
Dom Pérignon Threatens to Rebrand to "Dumb Pérignon" in Tariff Standoff
Aug 03, 2025
Breaking:  Tough tariff talk!
King Charles and Meghan Markle wine rue parody
A Royal Rosé Rivalry: King Charles's 'Two Buck King Chuck'
Jul 12, 2025
Introducing Two Buck King Chuck!
ICE agent writes scathing review about wine bar after raid (parody)
ICE Raid at "Celebration Wine Bar" – A Chilling Tale of a 1-Star Review
Jul 05, 2025
Introducing ICE Agent No Chill...
Bezos and Sanchez wine picks revealed for wedding in satire post
Bezos & Sanchez Wedding: The Amazon Cart Wine Revealed!
Jun 27, 2025
Yes, American Champagne will be served.  
Belichick upset after break up with Hudson
Part 2. The Truly Aftermath - Belichick's Split with Hudson
May 18, 2025
It's Truly becoming a hot mess.