Cabernett Report

Bill Belichick drinks red wine
Belichick Benched by Hall of Fame — Turns to the Bottle (the Wine Kind)
Feb 11, 2026
Belichick in the Grip of the Grape After Canton’s No Vote
Greenland map
Greenland Tensions Escalate as Moscato Enters The Discussion
Jan 18, 2026
If Trump follows through, Greenland will soon know the smell of Moscato in the morning.  
Exploding prosecco bottle
Costco’s $8 Kirkland Signature Prosecco Has Entered The Danger Zone
Nov 08, 2025
Costco FTW!
Celebrity wines parody post
Three Celebrity Wines That Will Make You Question Everything
Oct 04, 2025
Everything.  
Disgruntled employee vandalizing winery
The Real Story Behind the $300,000 Wine-Draining Vandalisim
Sep 07, 2025
Viva Chenin Blanc!
Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines collab
Another Grape Collab: Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines
Aug 14, 2025
Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines team up.