Cabernett Report

Kids of boomers right before they find their parents' wine
Boomers Are Dying And Wine Is Booming Again
2025 年 Aug 10 日
Caymus is really good now that Dad and Mom are dead. 
dumb perignon, tough tariff trade talk
Dom Pérignon Threatens to Rebrand to "Dumb Pérignon" in Tariff Standoff
2025 年 Aug 03 日
Breaking:  Tough tariff talk!
King Charles and Meghan Markle wine rue parody
A Royal Rosé Rivalry: King Charles's 'Two Buck King Chuck'
2025 年 Jul 12 日
Introducing Two Buck King Chuck!
ICE agent writes scathing review about wine bar after raid (parody)
ICE Raid at "Celebration Wine Bar" – A Chilling Tale of a 1-Star Review
2025 年 Jul 05 日
Introducing ICE Agent No Chill...
Bezos and Sanchez wine picks revealed for wedding in satire post
Bezos & Sanchez Wedding: The Amazon Cart Wine Revealed!
2025 年 Jun 27 日
Yes, American Champagne will be served.  
Belichick upset after break up with Hudson
Part 2. The Truly Aftermath - Belichick's Split with Hudson
2025 年 May 18 日
It's Truly becoming a hot mess.