Cabernett Report

Bezos and Sanchez wine picks revealed for wedding in satire post
Bezos & Sanchez Wedding: The Amazon Cart Wine Revealed!
2025 年 Jun 27 日
Yes, American Champagne will be served.  
Belichick upset after break up with Hudson
Part 2. The Truly Aftermath - Belichick's Split with Hudson
2025 年 May 18 日
It's Truly becoming a hot mess.
Part 1. A Truly Sad Breakup: Belichick and Jordan Hudson Reportedly Split
Part 1. A Truly Sad Breakup: Belichick and Jordan Hudson Reportedly Split
2025 年 May 03 日
The burning question now: will Bill start dating age appropriate women or will he continue to rock the cradle? 
Trump wine tariffs
The Cristal Clash
2025 年 Apr 03 日
With champagne prices set to soar, what will the American public do?
Bieber looking scary on street
Justin Bieber’s New Wine “Scary” Has Fans Terrified
2025 年 Mar 16 日
Scary has everyone...well, scared.  
WW3 Wine: The Wine for Celebrating Peace (or Not)
WW3 Wine: The Wine for Celebrating Peace (or Not)
2025 年 Mar 01 日
In one of the most surprising geopolitical developments, Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Volodymyr Zelensky have put their differences aside—not for peace, but for profit—with the launch of their new California Pinot Noir, aptly named WW3: Pinot N’War.