Cabernett Report

King Charles and Meghan Markle wine rue parody
A Royal Rosé Rivalry: King Charles's 'Two Buck King Chuck'
2025 年 Jul 12 日
Introducing Two Buck King Chuck!
ICE agent writes scathing review about wine bar after raid (parody)
ICE Raid at "Celebration Wine Bar" – A Chilling Tale of a 1-Star Review
2025 年 Jul 05 日
Introducing ICE Agent No Chill...
Bezos and Sanchez wine picks revealed for wedding in satire post
Bezos & Sanchez Wedding: The Amazon Cart Wine Revealed!
2025 年 Jun 27 日
Yes, American Champagne will be served.  
Belichick upset after break up with Hudson
Part 2. The Truly Aftermath - Belichick's Split with Hudson
2025 年 May 18 日
It's Truly becoming a hot mess.
Part 1. A Truly Sad Breakup: Belichick and Jordan Hudson Reportedly Split
Part 1. A Truly Sad Breakup: Belichick and Jordan Hudson Reportedly Split
2025 年 May 03 日
The burning question now: will Bill start dating age appropriate women or will he continue to rock the cradle? 
Trump wine tariffs
The Cristal Clash
2025 年 Apr 03 日
With champagne prices set to soar, what will the American public do?