Cabernett Report

Exploding prosecco bottle
Costco’s $8 Kirkland Signature Prosecco Has Entered The Danger Zone
2025 年 Nov 08 日
Costco FTW!
Celebrity wines parody post
Three Celebrity Wines That Will Make You Question Everything
2025 年 Oct 04 日
Everything.  
Disgruntled employee vandalizing winery
The Real Story Behind the $300,000 Wine-Draining Vandalisim
2025 年 Sep 07 日
Viva Chenin Blanc!
Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines collab
Another Grape Collab: Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines
2025 年 Aug 14 日
Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines team up. 
Kids of boomers right before they find their parents' wine
Boomers Are Dying And Wine Is Booming Again
2025 年 Aug 10 日
Caymus is really good now that Dad and Mom are dead. 
dumb perignon, tough tariff trade talk
Dom Pérignon Threatens to Rebrand to "Dumb Pérignon" in Tariff Standoff
2025 年 Aug 03 日
Breaking:  Tough tariff talk!