Cabernett Report

Bill Belichick drinks red wine
Belichick Benched by Hall of Fame — Turns to the Bottle (the Wine Kind)
2026 年 Feb 11 日
Belichick in the Grip of the Grape After Canton’s No Vote
Greenland map
Greenland Tensions Escalate as Moscato Enters The Discussion
2026 年 Jan 18 日
If Trump follows through, Greenland will soon know the smell of Moscato in the morning.  
Exploding prosecco bottle
Costco’s $8 Kirkland Signature Prosecco Has Entered The Danger Zone
2025 年 Nov 08 日
Costco FTW!
Celebrity wines parody post
Three Celebrity Wines That Will Make You Question Everything
2025 年 Oct 04 日
Everything.  
Disgruntled employee vandalizing winery
The Real Story Behind the $300,000 Wine-Draining Vandalisim
2025 年 Sep 07 日
Viva Chenin Blanc!
Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines collab
Another Grape Collab: Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines
2025 年 Aug 14 日
Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines team up.