Cabernett Report

Disgruntled employee vandalizing winery
The Real Story Behind the $300,000 Wine-Draining Vandalisim
2025 年 Sep 07 日
Viva Chenin Blanc!
Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines collab
Another Grape Collab: Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines
2025 年 Aug 14 日
Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines team up. 
Kids of boomers right before they find their parents' wine
Boomers Are Dying And Wine Is Booming Again
2025 年 Aug 10 日
Caymus is really good now that Dad and Mom are dead. 
dumb perignon, tough tariff trade talk
Dom Pérignon Threatens to Rebrand to "Dumb Pérignon" in Tariff Standoff
2025 年 Aug 03 日
Breaking:  Tough tariff talk!
King Charles and Meghan Markle wine rue parody
A Royal Rosé Rivalry: King Charles's 'Two Buck King Chuck'
2025 年 Jul 12 日
Introducing Two Buck King Chuck!
ICE agent writes scathing review about wine bar after raid (parody)
ICE Raid at "Celebration Wine Bar" – A Chilling Tale of a 1-Star Review
2025 年 Jul 05 日
Introducing ICE Agent No Chill...