Cabernett Report

(Updated 7/16/25)

Cabernett Report is the internet's leading source for news and media on wine. We go where every wine news source has gone before but we find things that they missed like the hookah bar that serves Turkish beer and hummus in ashtrays around the corner from a famous winery or that bottle of Cabernett that should have made the Wine Spectator's Top 100 list but got bumped for a Cabernett with an illustration of a three-legged pug sitting on a unicycle on the label.  

But why does the second T in our tagline stand for tanning?   Because Cabernet always tastes better after a spray tan.