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Dom Pérignon has announced a limited edition inspired by the untapped creative brilliance of Upper East Side private school children.
It all started innocently enough: parents strolling through the wine aisle while their kids, magnetically drawn to anything cute, spotted Hello Kitty Pinot Noir.
Not content with being dragged into a $15 million libel lawsuit, Variety has gone on the offensive, countersuing Coppola Wines for the “emotional and palate pain” allegedly caused by the wine brand’s lackluster vintages.
Here’s to Gen Z’s daring new approach to partying and personal well-being. Who needs Malbec when you can have some smack?
In a move that is either the pinnacle of luxury or the ultimate in modern escapism, New Zealand’s Cloudy Bay has launched its *Summer Fridays AI Assistant*. This game-changing chatbot promises to craft the most convincing out-of-office email replies ever conceived, allowing you to bask in the sun with a glass of their famed Sauvignon Blanc.
CEO Rodrigo Maza는 다음과 같이 말했습니다. “James는 뛰어난 기여자였지만 궁극적으로 그는 우리 고유의 작업 환경에 따른 전면적인 투명성을 감당하지 못했습니다. 우리는 좀 더 전통적인 복장을 갖춘 사무실 공간에 대한 그의 요구를 존중합니다.”
