Cabernett Report

Exploding prosecco bottle
Costco’s $8 Kirkland Signature Prosecco Has Entered The Danger Zone
Nov 08、2025
Costco FTW!
Celebrity wines parody post
Three Celebrity Wines That Will Make You Question Everything
Oct 04、2025
Everything.  
Disgruntled employee vandalizing winery
The Real Story Behind the $300,000 Wine-Draining Vandalisim
Sep 07、2025
Viva Chenin Blanc!
Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines collab
Another Grape Collab: Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines
Aug 14、2025
Sydney Sweeney and Naked Wines team up. 
Kids of boomers right before they find their parents' wine
Boomers Are Dying And Wine Is Booming Again
Aug 10、2025
Caymus is really good now that Dad and Mom are dead. 
dumb perignon, tough tariff trade talk
Dom Pérignon Threatens to Rebrand to "Dumb Pérignon" in Tariff Standoff
Aug 03、2025
Breaking:  Tough tariff talk!