Cabernett Report
In one of the most surprising geopolitical developments, Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Volodymyr Zelensky have put their differences aside—not for peace, but for profit—with the launch of their new California Pinot Noir, aptly named WW3: Pinot N’War.
This comes after comments by the Bishop of Lichfield, Dr. Michael Ipgrave, declaring non-alcoholic wine and gluten-free wafers “unfit” for communion.
If you’ve ever wanted to toast to the concept of "because we can,” Pizza Hut’s wine might just be your glass of… tomato.