Cabernett Report

Crayon doodles from kids on Dom Perignon bottle
07 de October, 2024
Dom Pérignon has announced a limited edition inspired by the untapped creative brilliance of Upper East Side private school children.
Hello Kitty Pinot Noir
21 de September, 2024
It all started innocently enough: parents strolling through the wine aisle while their kids, magnetically drawn to anything cute, spotted Hello Kitty Pinot Noir.
Variety Countersues Francis Ford Coppola’s Winery for "Wine Wrongs" - Casewinelife.com Order Wine Online
15 de September, 2024
Not content with being dragged into a $15 million libel lawsuit, Variety has gone on the offensive, countersuing Coppola Wines for the “emotional and palate pain” allegedly caused by the wine brand’s lackluster vintages.
Ditching Drinks for ‘H’: Gen Z’s New Nightlife Fix - Casewinelife.com Order Wine Online
27 de August, 2024
Here’s to Gen Z’s daring new approach to partying and personal well-being. Who needs Malbec when you can have some smack? 
Cloudy Bay’s AI Assistant: Your Ultimate Escape Plan for Out-of-Office Replies (Even for Post-Flight Pilots) - Casewinelife.com Order Wine Online
05 de August, 2024
In a move that is either the pinnacle of luxury or the ultimate in modern escapism, New Zealand’s Cloudy Bay has launched its *Summer Fridays AI Assistant*. This game-changing chatbot promises to craft the most convincing out-of-office email replies ever conceived, allowing you to bask in the sun with a glass of their famed Sauvignon Blanc.
Naked Wines’ CFO Flees the Clothes-Free Zone - Casewinelife.com Order Wine Online
10 de July, 2024
CEO Rodrigo Maza commented, “James has been an outstanding contributor, but ultimately, he couldn’t handle the full-frontal transparency that comes with our unique work environment. We respect his need for a more traditionally attired office space.”