It all started innocently enough: parents strolling through the wine aisle while their kids, magnetically drawn to anything cute, spotted Hello Kitty Pinot Noir.
Not content with being dragged into a $15 million libel lawsuit, Variety has gone on the offensive, countersuing Coppola Wines for the “emotional and palate pain” allegedly caused by the wine brand’s lackluster vintages.
In a move that is either the pinnacle of luxury or the ultimate in modern escapism, New Zealand’s Cloudy Bay has launched its *Summer Fridays AI Assistant*. This game-changing chatbot promises to craft the most convincing out-of-office email replies ever conceived, allowing you to bask in the sun with a glass of their famed Sauvignon Blanc.
CEO Rodrigo Maza commented, “James has been an outstanding contributor, but ultimately, he couldn’t handle the full-frontal transparency that comes with our unique work environment. We respect his need for a more traditionally attired office space.”
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