Cabernett Report

King Charles and Meghan Markle wine rue parody
A Royal Rosé Rivalry: King Charles's 'Two Buck King Chuck'
12 de July, 2025
Introducing Two Buck King Chuck!
ICE agent writes scathing review about wine bar after raid (parody)
ICE Raid at "Celebration Wine Bar" – A Chilling Tale of a 1-Star Review
05 de July, 2025
Introducing ICE Agent No Chill...
Bezos and Sanchez wine picks revealed for wedding in satire post
Bezos & Sanchez Wedding: The Amazon Cart Wine Revealed!
27 de June, 2025
Yes, American Champagne will be served.  
Belichick upset after break up with Hudson
Part 2. The Truly Aftermath - Belichick's Split with Hudson
18 de May, 2025
It's Truly becoming a hot mess.
Part 1. A Truly Sad Breakup: Belichick and Jordan Hudson Reportedly Split
Part 1. A Truly Sad Breakup: Belichick and Jordan Hudson Reportedly Split
03 de May, 2025
The burning question now: will Bill start dating age appropriate women or will he continue to rock the cradle? 
Trump wine tariffs
The Cristal Clash
03 de April, 2025
With champagne prices set to soar, what will the American public do?