Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon: The Bernie Lomax of Wines - Order Wine Online

Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon: The Bernie Lomax of Wines

2023 年 Oct 03 日Always Reporting

Welcome, wine snobs, to a Cabernett Report unpacking of a wine that, much like Bernie Lomax from the hit movie "Weekend at Bernie's," seems to have an uncanny ability to stay popular despite its questionable characteristics. We present to you the Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon, a wine that, at first glance, might just remind you of the lovable yet lifeless Bernie Lomax himself.  N̶o̶w̶ ̶a̶v̶a̶i̶l̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶T̶a̶r̶g̶e̶t̶.̶  But don't let that stop you from supporting local wine shops like ours at  

It's Always There but Never Really Active

Just like Bernie Lomax, who somehow manages to stay "alive" throughout an entire weekend of partying, the Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon seems to always be present at gatherings, yet it doesn't quite bring the same level of excitement as other wines. It's like the friend who never dances at the party, just stands in the corner and watches.

It's Expensive but Doesn't Always Deliver

Much like Bernie, who lived in a lavish beachfront mansion, the Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon comes with a premium price tag. However, when you finally uncork it, you might wonder if you're getting your money's worth. Sure, it's a decent wine, but is it really worth the hype and the price.

It Has a Certain Stiffness

Bernie Lomax is known for his less-than-flexible posture throughout the entire movie, and the Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon seems to share this rigidity. While other wines might flow gracefully, this one often feels a bit stiff and formal, like it's attending a black-tie event when all you wanted was a casual gathering.  This is in spite of the handful of sugar cubes that find their way into every bottle.

It Might Just Be Faking It

Let's face it; Bernie Lomax wasn't exactly "alive" for most of the movie, and the Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon might not be as authentic as it claims either. Is it possible that it's riding on the reputation of the Caymus Vineyards rather than its own merits? It's like when Bernie's party guests pretend he's still alive to keep the party going.

It Tends to Attract a Certain Crowd

Just as Bernie Lomax attracted a host of partygoers looking for a good time (even if it meant dancing with a dead guy), the Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon seems to attract a specific type of wine drinker. You know the type—the one who insists on ordering it because it's a "safe" choice, even if there are more exciting options on the menu.

In conclusion, the Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon might just be the Bernie Lomax of wines—always present, a bit stiff, possibly overrated, and loved by a particular crowd. But hey, just like in "Weekend at Bernie's," if it's what you enjoy, who are we to judge? Cheers to you and your wine choices, no matter how "Bernie-esque" they may be!  


评论 (1)

  • It’s funny that starting with the 2020 vintage (currently available)
    The label shows that the regular Napa Valley cab isn’t even being produced by Caymus anymore, just bottled by them. I’d love to know who they bought the vintage from. The Napa “Select” is still produced by them, though.

    Todd Wolf