Costco’s $8 Kirkland Signature Prosecco Has Entered The Danger Zone

If you thought cheap bubbles just gave you headaches, surprise: "this one wants blood."

Nearly "1 million bottles" of Kirkland Signature Valdobbiadene Prosecco DOCG are being recalled because the bottles are "spontaneously shattering."
Not popping. Not fizzing over. "Shattering."

That’s right — for just $8, you too could have purchased a live grenade wearing purple foil.

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission says "do not open these bottles and "immediately stop using them."

Because nothing says “romantic date night” like:

* dim lighting,
* soft music,
* and a bottle of Prosecco exploiting in your date's face and lacerating her pupils. 

Here’s what to look for if you need to return yours:

1. UPC: 196633883742
2. Item #: 1879870
3. Appearance: Green bottle, purple foil, purple label — looks like a Prince tribute concert in wine form.

If you have one:

1. Do not open it.
2. Do not chill it.
3. Do not ask it nicely.
4. Just walk away like it’s a bottle of Barefoot.

Meanwhile, if you want Prosecco that:

1. stays in the bottle,
2. doesn’t explode in your date's face rendering her blind for life
3. and ruins the $89 worth of sushi you ordered through Doordash for you and your now blind date (pun!) 

We can help with that.

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