Cloudy Bay’s AI Assistant: Your Ultimate Escape Plan for Out-of-Office Replies (Even for Post-Flight Pilots)

In a move that is either the pinnacle of luxury or the ultimate in modern escapism, New Zealand’s Cloudy Bay has launched its *Summer Fridays AI Assistant*. This game-changing chatbot promises to craft the most convincing out-of-office email replies ever conceived, allowing you to bask in the sun with a glass of their famed Sauvignon Blanc.

But why stop at mere email management? This new AI marvel might just inspire a new wave of post-flight escapism. Imagine a pilot, back on solid ground after a long flight, deciding to let the Summer Fridays Assistant handle his out-of-office emails while he dreams of unwinding with a glass of Cloudy Bay. Instead of focusing on his post-flight checklist, he’s typing in his weekend plans to sip Sauvignon Blanc and let the AI draft the perfect reply.

Here’s a whimsical scenario: after landing, a pilot might let the AI craft responses like “I’m currently offline, enjoying a well-deserved glass of Cloudy Bay” or “Out of office—I'm currently savoring every moment of my post-flight relaxation.” Meanwhile, back at the airline, the office might receive out-of-office messages saying, “I’m currently lost in a summer haze—please contact me after the room stops spinning.”

But don’t worry! The chatbot’s real genius lies in its ability to bemuse your superiors and colleagues while you're on PTO. Imagine being at a rave on a beach in Dubai while your boss receives out-of-office messages that read, “I'm currently soaking up sun and sauvignon blanc. Don’t bother me until the deejay agrees to play my entire playlist.” You can almost hear the collective groans from the office as they try to decipher whether you’re really unreachable or just a master of digital deception.

To further ensure that summer isn’t just about sitting in a hammock, the Summer Fridays AI Assistant comes with a snazzy landing page. It’s packed with tips to ensure your party is the talk of the town (or at least the neighborhood), a shop for summer “essentials” (because who doesn’t need an inflatable flamingo?), and, of course, an option to order more Cloudy Bay wines. All this to make sure your excuses for taking time off are as plentiful as your wine supply.

So, here’s to the Summer Fridays AI Assistant—a tool that might not only help you dodge work emails but could also ensure that, if your pilot is dreaming of summer vacation, they’ll be able to unwind in style as soon as they hit the ground. Cheers to high-flying escapism!